April Fool's Day, Jean Sprat. Part 7/8

Personal Log. Liaison Jean Sprat. 04.01.3001.

Unfortunately, Fergie #2 is no longer with us. Apparently, a series of events including a flight plan deviation, a weapons malfunction, the destruction of Corinthian television satellites and a miscommunication between Officer Mao Ling and the Corinthian government resulted in the bartering of a French dog. I had no other choice but to give them one of the Poodles I keep should the Commodore's pet dog meet her end and I need a quick replacement. Let's hope the poor pooch finds a good home.

There's no doubt that the Commodore had his dirty little fingers in the mix of things. I've known Johnny Junior a long time, and I'm more than prepared for his April 1st antics. He doesn't know that I know he dictates his pranks on his I-Pod cuff-link. My one regret is that I didn't check his other entries and only listened to "Jean's Sprout", and then maybe I could have prevented this mess.

For my part, Johnny Junior thought it would be funny to copy over my favorite movie, the 11th remake of Titanic (the director's cut) starring Leonardo Dicaprio's clone, with hermaphroditic pornography. So I switched my Titanic with the recording of his inauguration into the United Intergalactic Armada – his most watched personal video. He so loved his hair that day.

Then later, I had Fergie do her business in his Lebron James VIII classic up-towns.